"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager 

"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is

(via cybugs)

family in a car: *passes by hospital*

me to little cousin: look that's where you were born !

cousin: I KNOW !

me: in the garbage can right there

"I hate how the phrase ‘have some self respect’ is used to shame women who are comfortable with their sex lives. ‘Have some self respect’? I do respect myself, that’s why I wanna have a fucking orgasm tonight, thank you very much."
- (via horse-y)

(via addicted-to-the-downs)

"wow i keep forgetting i put on lipstick so when i lick my lips it’s like eating a colored pencil"
- Markiplumber