officialalltimelow:

Meeting people on tumblr

PERKS:

  • attractive
  • into the same shit as you
  • kind and understanding
  • humorous
  • good company
  • easy to talk to

CONS:

  • LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE OR ON JUPITER 

(via wigglytuffer)

fartgallery:

hello 911? ive fallen down the stairs shirtless and now i cant stop flexing. please send ur cutest female paramedics